Trying to limp into contention with 19% of our Major League roster currently injured!?!
September 1, 2026 9:12am
Tofu Turkeys
This Bird is a Fantasy Baseball Turd
Owner: Michael Nickras
Draft Day Cost: $28.00
Total Points: 36 (Overall Rank: 5)
| Majors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| Starting Lineup | ||||||||||||||
| C |
William Contreras
  |
C | $2.30 | $2.25 | 520 | 75 | 141 | 108 | 15 | 77 | 1 | 0.271 | 16.0 | |
| 1B |
Bryce Harper
 |
1B/OF | $2.70 | $2.82 | 516 | 86 | 139 | 167 | 27 | 82 | 7 | 0.269 | 26.0 | |
| 2B |
Brice Turang
|
2B | $1.50 | $1.53 | 529 | 90 | 136 | 153 | 17 | 86 | 18 | 0.257 | 16.5 | |
| 3B |
Luis Rengifo
|
2B/3B+ | $0.80 | $0.47 | 312 | 38 | 75 | 58 | 4 | 36 | 6 | 0.240 | 13.0 | |
| SS |
Geraldo Perdomo
|
SS | $1.00 | $1.01 | 507 | 65 | 127 | 140 | 9 | 50 | 20 | 0.251 | 21.5 | |
| OF1 |
Andy Pages
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OF | $1.00 | $0.92 | 493 | 72 | 134 | 101 | 21 | 80 | 12 | 0.272 | 17.5 | |
| OF2 |
Christian Yelich
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OF | $1.40 | $1.05 | 398 | 62 | 96 | 96 | 11 | 53 | 11 | 0.241 | 7.5 | |
| OF3 |
Michael Harris
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OF | $1.70 | $1.58 | 532 | 67 | 152 | 88 | 24 | 80 | 10 | 0.286 | 4.5 | |
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 |
Carson Kelly
|
C+ | $0.50 | $0.32 | 347 | 52 | 90 | 66 | 10 | 54 | 0 | 0.259 | 19.5 | |
| B2 | Mike Yastrzemski | OF | $0.30 | $0.18 | 321 | 46 | 72 | 75 | 9 | 34 | 1 | 0.224 | 8.0 | |
| B3 | Troy Johnston | 1B/OF+ | $0.40 | $0.28 | 368 | 39 | 104 | 97 | 4 | 48 | 4 | 0.283 | 12.5 | |
| B4 | JJ Wetherholt | 2B/SS | $1.20 | $1.17 | 505 | 88 | 122 | 91 | 17 | 48 | 14 | 0.242 | 7.5 | |
| B5 |
Miguel Andujar
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OF/3B | $0.70 | $0.30 | 239 | 24 | 62 | 57 | 5 | 22 | 2 | 0.259 | 14.0 | |
| B6 |
Michael Busch
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1B | $1.00 | $1.08 | 549 | 66 | 129 | 140 | 18 | 72 | 2 | 0.235 | 13.5 | |
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
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SP | $1.20 | $0.91 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 2.0 | |
| P3 |
Eric Lauer
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SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1.0 | |
| P4 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.000 | 1.0 | |
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Dansby Swanson | SS | $1.70 | $1.30 | 403 | 78 | 87 | 89 | 18 | 66 | 17 | 0.216 | 11.5 | |
| Totals | 6,540 | 948 | 1,666 | 1,526 | 209 | 888 | 125 | 0.255 | 213.0 | |||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| Bench | ||||||||||||||
| B1 |
Carson Kelly
|
C+ | $0.50 | $0.32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3.0 | 0 | 6.00 | 1.33 | 0.0 | ||
| B3 | Troy Johnston | 1B/OF+ | $0.40 | $0.28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2.0 | 0 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 0.5 | ||
| Pitching Staff | ||||||||||||||
| P1 | Grant Holmes | SP | $0.60 | $0.41 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 137.7 | 110 | 3.46 | 1.29 | 9.0 | ||
| P2 |
Robbie Ray
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SP | $1.20 | $0.91 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 151.3 | 127 | 3.39 | 1.34 | 11.0 | ||
| P3 |
Eric Lauer
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SP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 72.0 | 46 | 4.50 | 1.22 | 5.0 | ||
| P4 | Randy Vásquez | SP | $0.20 | $0.13 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 129.0 | 81 | 3.98 | 1.28 | 9.5 | ||
| P5 | Shota Imanaga | SP | $1.00 | $0.78 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 156.3 | 152 | 3.91 | 1.12 | 15.0 | ||
| P6 | Reynaldo López | RP | $0.70 | $0.71 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 76.3 | 71 | 4.13 | 1.39 | 7.0 | ||
| P7 |
Tanner Scott
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RP | $0.30 | $0.23 | 1 | 22 | 12 | 58.3 | 72 | 2.47 | 0.96 | 9.0 | ||
| P8 |
Gregory Soto
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RP | $0.20 | $0.16 | 6 | 14 | 13 | 61.3 | 71 | 3.08 | 1.08 | 15.5 | ||
| P9 | Brooks Raley | RP | $0.30 | $0.20 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 50.7 | 49 | 2.31 | 1.11 | 10.0 | ||
| P10 |
Michael Petersen
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RP | $0.30 | $0.23 | 3 | 1 | 23 | 58.3 | 68 | 3.24 | 1.11 | 7.0 | ||
| P11 |
Daniel Palencia
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RP | $0.80 | $0.25 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 23.0 | 25 | 4.70 | 1.43 | 4.0 | ||
| Flex | ||||||||||||||
| Flex | Dansby Swanson | SS | $1.70 | $1.30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0.0 | ||
| Totals | 67 | 41 | 65 | 979.3 | 872 | 3.59 | 1.22 | 102.5 | ||||||
| Minors | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| MB1 | Harrison Bader | OF | $0.90 | $0.17 | 106 | 10 | 18 | 14 | 5 | 14 | 0 | 0.170 | 3.0 | |
| MB2 |
Jorge Polanco
|
2B | $1.40 | $0.34 | 135 | 7 | 20 | 19 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0.148 | 2.0 | |
| MB3 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MB7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| MP1 | Seth Halvorsen | RP | $0.20 | $0.10 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 25.0 | 19 | 5.76 | 1.84 | 3.5 | ||
| MP2 | Chris Paddack | SP | $0.40 | $0.11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 53.0 | 39 | 6.96 | 1.66 | 11.0 | ||
| MP3 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP4 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP5 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP6 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| MP7 | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Needs Adjustment | ||||||||||||||
| Batting | POS | $ | Trade $ | AB | R | H | 23B | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | DohB | ||
| NAB | (none) | |||||||||||||
| Pitching | POS | $ | Trade $ | W | SV | HO | IP | SO | ERA | WHIP | DohP | |||
| NAP | (none) | |||||||||||||
Last Updated: September 11, 2026 8:49am